Chris Rock Agrees To Appear With Will Smith In An Anti-Bullying Commercial
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The National Anti-Bullying Guild has just signed Chris Rock and Will Smith to appear in an anti-bullying public service announcement that will appear in 49 of the 50 states. According to BuzzFuzz, the only state that wi…
Read full storyThe World's Most Famous Matador, El Gazpacho, Is Being Courted By Taco Bell
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency is reporting that the world's greatest matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho is being considered to become the spokesperson for Taco Bell. Barcelona bullfighter "El Gazpacho" is perhaps one…
Read full storyTriple Cooked Chips are so yesterday
So popular in 2019, Triple Cooked Chips, like Hipsters are now a thing of the past, says a renowned expert. Patio Tulips, a Hipster since it became briefly fashionable to drink beer out of Jam Jars said in his book Man, that was so Yesterday 'Trip…
Read full storyCuddles the Monkey
News has reached us from the home of retired puppets that Cuddles the Moneky is in a bad way. Cuddles, famed sidekick of ventriloquist Keith Harris, and erstwhile enemy of comedy duck Orville is said to be looking back on his halcyon days as a bel…
Read full storyTonic is the cool one
Although for years, Gin has been receiving all of the plaudits as the drink of choice for Hipsters, marketing people, and anyone wishing to jump on a fad before it disappears again, Tonic has been the silent partner, the one at the back, doing all of…
Read full storyMan wants comedy date like they have in the films
Following his recent demand for a computer like they have in the Films, the unfortunately named Gavin Williamson (no, not the one) has said he would like a comedy first meeting and or blind date like they in the films. 'Yes' said Gavin, writing on…
Read full storyJoe Biden: The G.O.A.T.
Joe Biden may be down, which is not surprising considering what he has accomplished in a little over a year. He badly botched the nation’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. Of course, he was distracted by Omnicom from which almost as many Americans died…
Read full storyReal Madrid Football Club Has Agreed Not To Move To Pamplona and Stay In Madrid
MADRID, Spain - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Real Madrid Football Club first stated back in January of 2021, that they were seriously contemplating moving the team from Madrid to Pamplona, Spain. Los Socios (the owners) were not happy with…
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