A Disheveled and Disoriented Donald Trump Is Apprehended As He Is Walking Around In Downtown Palm Beach At 3 AM Shirtless and In His Spiderwoman Boxer Shorts
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Two Palm Beach police officers took Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump into custody after he was seen walking around semi-naked at 3 AM in downtown Palm Beach. Police officer Nick R. Waferwater (PBPD Badge Number 7…
Read full storyTaxidermist To The Stars: He Stuffed And Mounted President Biden
BILLINGSGATE POST: Until now, all the efforts of man to restore the skin of his fellow creature to its natural form and beauty, have proved fruitless. Previous attempts by taxidermists to stuff and mount a member of his own specie have only produced…
Read full storyThe Sexy LPGA Golfer Paige Spiranac Turns Down $4 Million To Pose Totally Naked In a European Men's Magazine
PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers Loves How Danica Patrick Can Quickly Transform Herself Into a Human Coffee Table
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Sports Satire) - Aaron Rodgers recently told Carolina Chipotle, with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he is one of the luckiest guys in the entire world. "The Allstate Kid" and super star quarterback for the Green Bay Packers told…
Read full storyThe Pride of Russia's Military, The 106th Russian Roulette Regiment, Is Decimated By a Regiment of Ukrainian Volunteers
POLTERGIEST, Ukraine - (World Satire) - Russia's free news agency, Vodkavich, is reporting that a group made up of Ukrainian voluteers soundly defeated the pride of Putin's army, the 106th Russian Roulette Regiment. Vodkavich noted that the entire…
Read full storyA Man In Brooklyn Is Arrested For Trying To Sell A Counterfeit Zebra To Undercover FBI Agents
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - In what has to be one of the most astounding counterfeit stories ever, an unemployed sign painter, has just been taken into custody by agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx…
Read full storyIt Is Now Official - The PGA Masters Tournament Will Not Be Leaving Augusta, Georgia Afterall
AUGUSTA, Georgia - (Sports Satire) - Well after a year of golf fans worrying about the fact that the famed PGA Masters would be leaving Augusta, it is now official that the world-famous golf tournament will be staying put. A PGA spokesperson, Melo…
Read full storyThe Stunningly Sexy and Sultry Transgendered Golfer Makes Two Holes-In-Ones
ABERDEEN, South Dakota - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful and erotically sexy females to ever grace the golf course just keeps getting better and better. Margie Muskatelli (formerly Matthew Muskatelli) entered and won The Aberdeen Snowb…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Marjorie Taylor Greene Had Her Tubal Ligation Undone
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just broken the amazing story about Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Hacienda Fiddle, reported that the horribly ugly MTG entered Baltimore Generalized Hospital in order to have her tubal ligation revers…
Read full storyThere Is An Endless Supply Of Material On The News So Here Are Some More Comments
Representative McCarthy stated that the Russians probably wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine if Biden had sent more aid earlier. Well, damn! Imagine how Putin probably wouldn't have even thought of starting a war if Trump hadn't stopped aid way back wh…
Read full storyFlorida Republicans Grooming Children for Tax Hikes
Opponents of a Republican assault on the Disney Company, the largest employer in the Sunshine State, warn the legislation is grooming children to pay higher taxes. “Florida Republicans got mad at Disney, and took revenge because the mouse roared i…
Read full storyI DIDN’T storm out of Piers Morgan interview – I stormed IN and Piers Morgan reversed the video to make it look like I stormed OUT – so fake (by guest editor D. Trump)
That complete loser Piers Morgan faked the interview. He faked me leaving. He edited the tape. So fake. What a loser. He got Hillary Clinton to do it. She’s a liar. Lock her up. In fact, I was never even at the interview. I was at Mar-a-lago the whol…
Read full storyLocal Facebooker takes long hard look at himself
A 54-year-old Whitechapel man has taken a good, long hard look at himself after he spotted the instruction to do so on the timeline of one of his Facebook friends. Toby Dell, a gravity die-caster from Berner Street told The East London Gazette: 'T…
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