Former NFL Quarterback Colin Kaepernick Files a $29.3 Million Lawsuit Against Donald J. Trump
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – An attorney for ex-NFL quarterback with the San Francisco 49ers, Colin Kaepernick has just filed a motion to initiate a lawsuit against Donald Jonathan Trump on grounds of Habeas Footballitis Factorelli. Kaepernic…
Read full storyElon Musk Reveals That Tesla Has Just Developed An Electric Self-Driving 30-Passenger Bus
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency recently interviewed Elon Musk, and asked about his new all-electric self-driving passenger bus. Musk told reporter Mimosa Sabrosa that the bus will comfortably accommodate 30 passengers, and it…
Read full storyPresident Biden Is Sending a Naval Flotilla Off The Coast of China
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the president has made good on his promise to protect the island of Japan. POTUS has sent some strong messages to Chinese President Xi Jinping an…
Read full storyDonald Trump Gropes a Russian Female Wrestler and He Gets His Humongous Orange Ass Kicked!
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Sports Bet Gazette's Pico de Gallo, is reporting that GOP has-been "Don The Con" Trump got his big, fat, racist ass kicked by one of Russian’s toughest female wrestlers. Trump was making a campaign speech i…
Read full storyFriend explains the meaning of "Cuomosexual" to Chris Cuomo, and Cuomo likes it!
Chris Cuomo has been holding a grudge for a good two years at the people who coined the term "Cuomosexual", as well as those who repeated the term. A close friend of the prime time CNN news anchor. who asked not to be named, said Cuomo vehemently…
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