A Dental Hygenist Fired After Being Warned Repeatedly Not To Bring Her Support Canary To The Office
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that a dental hygienist in Frisco had been warned by the dentist not to bring her support canary to the office. Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz stated that Dr. Andy V. Pillow, swears he told his dental…
Read full storyMelania Trump Declines The Offer To Pose Nude In A Leading Mens Magazine
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A representative for the former first lady has stated that Melania has turned down a very lucrative offer to pose naked in a very popular adult magazine. The rep said that Melly was offered $2.8 million to pose in a…
Read full storyAncient Scrolls Reveal God Actually Ate Chicken Sandwiches and Did Hobbies on Sunday After Creation
Jerusalem- Religious scholars translated newly found scrolls located near the Dead Sea which includes some information left out of the Book of Genesis, in the Old Testament. The texts revealed that a several lines of text had been left out of Gene…
Read full storyTennessee Senator Who Incited Trumpers on Jan. 6 Based on Election Lies Tells Facebook to Stop Spreading Lies
Washington - Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn, who had pledged to decertify the Presidential Election before January 6th based on the completely false claims of Donald Trump, who lost the election, grilled representatives of Facebook in a Congress…
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