Revolving Fire Hydrants Part Of Biden Infrastructure Bill
BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been…
Read full storyDonald Trump and The Truth – Now There Is A Damn Oxymoron If Ever There Was One!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The Big Apple are that DJT’s new website called Trump and The Truth, has already been the victim of computer pranksters. According to Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, the Trumptard’s webs…
Read full storyThe In-N-Out Burger Franchise Will Be Changing Its Name
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…
Read full storyPresident Biden Agrees To Allow Scotland Yard To Open Up An Office In Washington, D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki proudly announced that President Biden has agreed to let the highly prestigious Scotland Yard open up an office in the nation’s capital. Ms. Psaki stated that in the interest…
Read full storyA Woman Will Soon Be Receiving a Uvula From a Flamingo
HAVANA, Cuba – (Satire News) – Cuba’s national news agency Las Nuevas, has learned that a woman, who resides in Sugar Cane, Cuba, will soon become the first woman in the world to receive a uvula from a flamingo. Ramona de la Mamamona, 77, embarras…
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