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The Mike Diamond "smell good" plumbers radio commercial in Southern California begins with a call from a potential customer: "Why won't a plumber tell me the cost of unplugging my sewer over the phone?" His answer: "$99." Well, if he could unplug it…
Read full storyWhatever Happened To Trump’s Mexican Wall?
Remember the wall Trump promised to build at the Mexican border? The wall that was supposed to be paid for by Mexico? The wall would keep out all the rapists, drug addicts, and murderers that Mexico sends to the United States? Trump came down the…
Read full storyRepublican Candidates Who Are Running For Re-Election Want Trump To Stay The F*ck Away From Their State
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In the world of “Rude Awakenings,” the Trumpster (aka the Orange Blob) has found out that dozens of his fellow GOPers do not want him coming anywhere near their state. As one Midwest senator said, now that the “Puss…
Read full storyThe US Government Has Just Levied a $27 Billion Fine on Florida
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Department of Health and Well-Being has just stated that they are sick and tired of Florida Governor Ron “The Circus Clown” DeSantis acting like a cheap, bargain-basement version of Don “The Con” Trump. Velve…
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