Forest Rangers Come Close to Capturing Sasquatch (aka Big Foot)
(NOT EDITED) DIRTY RIVER, Wyoming – (Satire News) – The United States Department of Forestry has just released newly gathered information about Sasquatch, alias Big Foot. They noted that although he does walk upright like a normal human, he does h…
Read full storyIn Defense Of Mrs. Cuomo’s Son
In defense of Mrs. Cuomo’s son, the 63-year-old Governor, not to be confused with the younger, (but not young) 50-year-old CNN Cuomo, son. Ladies, if Daniel Craig or Hugh Grant were to ask you out to tea at the Ritz (certainly both are men in pos…
Read full storyA Woman In Georgia With 42 Personalities Says She’s a Friggin’ Mess
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – A receptionist in a dental office says that she has become an absolute mess, due to the fact that she has been diagnosed with having 42 different personalities. Daisy Q. Tuckytat, 34, divulged to her therapis…
Read full storyWorld Women's Day has caused a plague in celebrating everything that moves on the planet!
(NOT EDITED) Sadly, the year has only 365 days, and gradually every day is being filled with a 'SPECIAL DAY TAG!' Of course, people who invent these 'Special Days' are a bunch of money-milking entrepreneurs and believe in the modern-global-economy…
Read full storyOklahoma Adopts "Death By Dumbo" Execution Method
Following the inept, forty-three minute execution of inmate Clayton Lockett in Oklahoma seven years ago, the Oklahoma legislature has recently voted to replace the "dead in the water" lethal injection route with “Death by Dumbo”. Following the nat…
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