Trump Is A Wedding Party Entertainer At Mar-a-Lago
It seems that Donald Trump is at the center stage once again. Not as the White House resident, but as a wedding party entertainer at Mar-a-Lago. And he didn’t have to be voted into the job. Wearing a black-tie, Trump wanders into the ballroom bef…
Read full storyJoe Biden: Now Don’t Tell Me I’ve Nothing To Do
BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been reported, that for the nearly nine months preceding the Presidential election, while Joe Biden was sequestered in his basement, he wore out the recliner mechanism on two Naugahyde BarcaLoungers. Although he did ge…
Read full storyEaster Bunnies in lockdown means Easter is postponed in 2021!
(NOT EDITED) Year 2021 will be a bad-egg Easter because of global lockdowns affecting normal celebrations! Jesus will not be crucified on Good Friday this year; hence he will not reappear on Easter Sunday as usual, and will certainly not be appearing…
Read full storyAdolf Hitler Still Missing
Authorities in Berlin say there is still no sign of the former German Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who led the country from 1933, and during the Second World War. Hitler, who would have been 132 years old next month, is reputed to have given instru…
Read full storyThe Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #11: The Dragonfly
Hello, everyone. It's Tuesday again, and time to delve into that magical box of mysteries that is the Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals! Today, I have selected from the zillions of uninteresting animals available a particularly uninterestin…
Read full storyGeorge Floyd, Voting Rights And Sedition
In the news are the trial of George Floyd’s death, Georgia's voter suppression, and Trump’s excuse for January 6. Television showed the eight-minute death of George Floyd by a police officer holding one knee on Mr. Floyd’s neck, and another knee…
Read full storyMan Gets Large Turd Stuck, Causing His Own 'Canal Crisis'
Ploppington-Upon-Tyne, UK - Willie Mayket was amazed when he looked down to see the shear size of his daily morning turd. "It's bloddy massive, init?" he told reporters, trying to show us pictures. "If it's anything like the situation I'm dealing…
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