LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity
The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti…
Read full storyBiden appoints Gates Head of FARTA and air quality passports
Following the appointment of Ms. Harris to the border problem, President Biden has turned to another ally to help him run the country. Mr. Gates of Microsoft is now in command of human air quality in the US through the agency FARTA (Foreign Air Re…
Read full storyMan Paid In Peanuts Concerned About Transfer Of Salary Into His Bank Account
A man who was told, last week, that, from today, he would no longer be paid in money, but that he would, instead, receive remuneration in peanuts, has said he is concerned over potential difficulties with the safe transfer of his salary into his bank…
Read full storyMan Forced To Economize After Further Salary Cut
A man who, only weeks ago, was told that he would be receiving his full salary again after an earlier pay cut, has been told to brace himself once more, as a 50% reduction in remuneration will come into force from Monday. Five days before Christma…
Read full storyDog eats Dog in Germany!
(NOT EDITED) Bitburg, Germany: After finding his dead sausage dog in a back garden, an 85-year-old pensioner called, Fritz Fredholm, alarmed the local police believing the 'killer' was a lone wolf! Wolf experts examined the dead remains of Fritz's…
Read full storyMan To Be Paid In Peanuts
A man who gave up a perfectly good job in Thailand to go to live and work in Cambodia five years ago, and subsequently found out that salaries in the latter country were about half what they were in the former, recieved even worse news this week, whe…
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