China 9045: Superior Android Celebrity Stalkers Roam Society!!!
Beijing, China: It's the year 9045, and the Alibaba corporation dominates the black market with the illegal production of android stalkers that are being purchased by unscrupulous individuals. The cyborg singer, Miss Jiang Lailai, is the latest v…
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A man who can, ordinarily, be described as 'a bit of a worrier', has recently begun to fret out of all proportion as far as taking precautions over the spread of the Coronavirus are concerned, and has gone to the extraordinary lengths of wearing a fa…
Read full storyWas Churchill a knob?
Winston Churchill is often called a national hero for being Prime Minister of the UK during the Second World War, although the people of Britain at the time didn't think so - they voted him out of office as soon as possible. It is also arguable wheth…
Read full storyMan Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine
There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered - and had stubbornly refused - a COVID-19 shot, had subsequently di…
Read full storyRename Wedge Freighter In Suez The Donald Trump, Watch It Sink
The Suez Canal is blocked by a wedged freighter. Traffic has come to a standstill. What to do? Russia is too far away. The US is sending something by way of the Panama Canal, which doesn’t sound timely. Men are just wringing their hands. Maybe,…
Read full storyTrump To Visit Mexican Border, Maybe Never
Donald Trump has announced he may visit the Mexican border as soon as Biden fails or makes a mistake. True Trump! Petty, jealous, angry, un-American, and suffering schadenfreude. But realistically speaking, Trump may never visit the border. Presi…
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