President Joe Biden Trips Climbing Air Force One Steps
So, Joe Biden tripped climbing the steps of Air Force One? Holy cow! Get the ambulance, strap him to a stretcher, time for the retirement home. But send the trip through the loop every half-hour, on Fox News, follow with a debate about Biden's me…
Read full storyFauci to hit the road with song and dance routine to promote jabs
First, Dr. Fauci suggested to President Biden that he use Mr. Trump to promote vaccinations. This idea went down in the White House like the proverbial toilet refusing to flush. Next, Senator Rand Paul accused Fauci of using “theater” with his…
Read full storyJohnson fires Media Head after no Photo of Him in Thursday Tabloids
An ear-splitting rant in 10 Downing Street could be heard across the capital on Thursday, when the PM sacked his Media Manager without notice, and for good cause: no photograph of him had been printed in any of the tabloids or press whatsoever that d…
Read full storyKansas Shuts Down It’s One and Only Beach During Spring Break
ALFALFA BEACH, Kansas – (Satire News) – The state of Kansas, has decided that in the interest of public safety, it’s lone beach will be shut down during Spring Break. Most Americans had no idea that landlocked Kansas even had a beach. Noted Kan…
Read full storyThe Pittsburgh Pirates Are Looking at An Amazing 18-Year-Old Female Shortstop
PITTSBURGH – (Sports News) – The word buzzing around the baseball world is that the Pittsburgh Pirates, may just be the first Major League Baseball team to hire a female player. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Hercules Confetti, has commented that an 1…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Arrested At Santa Monica Beach
Things just seem to go from bad to worse for former British royal family member, the ex-Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, after the latest news that she has been arrested by uniformed officers at the Santa Monica beach in Los Angeles on Sunday, and c…
Read full storySmuckmeister On Cuomo: Put A Saddle On That Jackass And Ride Him Outa Here
BILLINGSGATE POST: Elmer Smuckmeister, the conscience of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, thought he had seen it all. A rector in the Beaver Crossing Unity Church, Elmer was not perfect. To the contrary: Just lately, during a snow storm, he had dressed u…
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