A Meteor The Size of Puerto Rico is Headed For Arizona
PHOENIX – (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just informed the public, that NASA has revealed that a humongous meteor the size of Puerto Rico is scheduled to hit Arizona at 3:15 am on the morning of September 13, 2021. Renee Rittafax, a spokeswoma…
Read full storyWinsocki U. Honors Most Distinguished Mediocre Professor of the Year
Dean Dean - that's not a typo, his first name is Dean - Higgins, Dean of Instruction at Winsocki U., today announced the winner of the annual "Most Distinguished Mediocre Professor of the Year" award. The winner, who has earned the coveted honor ten…
Read full storyHarrison Ford's Indiana Jones 5 is Coming!
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just announced that the fifth installment in the extremely popular “Indiana Jones” movie franchise will begin filming soon. A spokesperson for the motion picture spoke with HH’s Tahiti Zeppe…
Read full storySofia Vergara To Portray Melania Trump In The Motion Picture “Be Best.”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily has just revealed that the Colombian bombshell actress, Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star in the Lion’s Face Pictures production of the bibliography of Melania Trump titled “Be Best.” The R-rated…
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