Ivanka Trump Is Very, Very Depressed Because Her Daddy Will Soon Be Wearing An Orange Jumpsuit
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – A Trump insider has expressed that Donald Trump’s favorite offspring, is in an extremely depressed state. The close family friend said that he’s known Ivanka for 33 years, ever since she was a little girl of 6. He not…
Read full storyNSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation
Leaker’s Note: This obviously coded conversation was picked up in a secure railway location, in an area prohibited to the public. The speakers are being sought for questioning. Tucker Carlson has issued a statement denying that he knows these individ…
Read full storyDear Auntie Spoof: "Can we trust Henry the Hoover?" by Mr Ray Ving
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again, tackling all of the important issues of the day. Can we trust Henry the Hoover? With his smiling face, upbeat colours and way of being helpful around the house, is he really all that he seems to be? I mean,…
Read full storyBusker only singing Three Lions Song
Busker Rodney Whittington, 37 has only been singing football favourite Three Lions for a week. 'It is the feel-good song of the week, that and Sweet Caroline seems to get the crowds singing along. Of course, next week I will be doing obscure Rod S…
Read full storyDon’t Say it, MOFO! Banned-Assed Words from the Brandeis Banana Factory
The earnest and slightly lunatic young scholars of Brandeis University have published an annotated list of “oppressive” and “offensive” words that will be banned on campus and in all student communications media. This list, the student publication no…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Is Pregnant?!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Tucker Carlson and Maria Bartiromo are both reporting that the most disruptive individual to ever set foot in D.C. is with child. Carlson said that he heard it from Sean Hannity, who heard it from Ann Coulter, wh…
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