President Barack Obama’s Tell-All Book on Donald Trump Is The Number One Selling Book in America
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The best selling book in the United States is titled, “Donald Jonathan Trump – The Racist, The Predator, and The Lousy-As-Shit Golfer.” It was written by a man, who makes the “Orange Blob” look like a spoiled rotten…
Read full storyBuffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask
BUFFALO, New York – (Sports Satire) – According to the Sports Bet Gazette, Bills receiver, Cole Beasley is emphatic that no one, not the NFL commissioner, not the vice-president of the United States, and not even the “Big Black Mouth of The South,” C…
Read full storyLeyton Orient purchase cardboard copy of Ronaldo on transfer deadline day!
Manchester United have the real thing, but Leyton Orient, lower division London club, have dived into the transfer market and spent £10 on the other version! After United's scrappy win over Wolves, United fans went delirious and waved a cardboard…
Read full storyDon’t Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out
No way did Trump let the door hit him on the way out. Nah! He said he’d be back by August because his re-election was rigged. Does anyone see Trump and Be Best back in the White House? It seems he’s still in Mar-a-Lago and doing night rallies wit…
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