King Arthur’s Sword Found In a Detroit Pawn Shop
DETROIT – (Satire News) - The Detroit Police Department has just announced that they have taken possession of what is believed to be King Arthur’s favorite sword. The sword, which he nicknamed "Betty," is believed to be about 1,587 years-old, meas…
Read full storyBiden Announces New Gun Reforms
President Joe Biden has announced sweeping changes to US gun laws in an attempt to halt the rising incidences of police and mass shootings. "All guns will be modified to fire gobs of whipped cream instead of bullets. Like in Bugsy Malone," said t…
Read full story24 Hours in A&E: the Missing Episodes
Hospital insider, Paxton Quigley, who wishes to remain anonymous, has revealed in confidence to The Spoof, how some episodes of 24 Hours in A&E were deemed unfit for public broadcast by the hospital, due to their graphic, deeply upsetting content…
Read full storyNorth Atlantic Salmon with legs to be cultivated inland and need no polluted ocean water!
Fish eating lovers may soon be treated to a delicatesse version of their favourite meal! A new breed of salmon is being cultivated on US farms where genetic manipulation has allowed the fish to survive without water! The fish in question, North A…
Read full storyA Rogue Meteor on a Path to Hit Beverly Hills
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The members of the Beverly Hills celebrity community are all worried as hell, as U.S. meteorologists have just announced that a rogue meteor is headed right smack dab for the gated-community of Tinsel Town's filthy ric…
Read full storyPut Your Heels On My Shoulders: Kamala Harris Rides Again
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, currently riding shotgun and lady-in-waiting for Dementia Joe to blow out the candle, was known for using her feminine wiles to work her way up the ladder. Her fling with Willie Brown, while he was the…
Read full storySan Francisco version of Let it Snow
Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop (song) Oh, the smell outside is frightful But San Francisco is so delightful And since they've no place to go Let them poop, Let them poop, Let them poop They don’t show signs of stopping So I'…
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