Democrat Congress Condemns Cease-Fire in Mideast
WASHINGTON DC - Politicians and elitist bureaucrats are still furious at President Trump for not using military equipment to spread death and chaos across the face of the earth. The Military-Industrial-Complex and the CIA have a long history of provo...
Read full storyOld Man yells at Cloud. Cloud responds.
A rising trend within the internet community over the past decade has been the popularization of memes. Some might say they are too popular. I’m not some people. While I agree memes increase the reduction of people’s attention spans, I cannot...
Read full storyDemocratic Party proctology exam shows severe HOA problems
Having thrown all its eggs into the impeachment basket, the Democratic Party is hoping to move on to new strategies for the new year. Party doctors spent a weary night recently in HOA investigation (head out of the you know where area), wrapped in...
Read full storyVAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not
VAR, the Video Assistant Referee, which has proved so successful in helping on-field officials reach correct decisions in football matches all over the world, is to be used to determine whether or not the ball had crossed the line in England's 1966 W...
Read full storyDon't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!
Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their ravenous talents to scooping out the inna...
Read full storyNashville Man Successfully Distracts Himself from World Issues
Finding that the news had become a real downer, Nate Driscoll of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to distract himself from world issues by focusing on frivolous things - and, to his great delight, found distraction a remarkably achievable state. "Who...
Read full storySir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot
WINGHAM, near Sandwich, Kent, England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't...
Read full storyMan's 'Lost' Glasses Turn Up Safe And Sound
A man who thought he had misplaced his reading spectacles and looked all over his house for them, is celebrating this evening after they subsequently turned up safe and sound - on his head! Moys Kenwood, 56, spent his evening between playing with...
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