El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'
Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was spotted beaming with pride yesterday, when his four sons fought an hours-long gun battle with Mexican police during the annual 'Take Your Child To Work Day'. The gun battle left 13 people dead and scores injured, in Sin...
Read full storyHomeless man gains home, loses identity
It’s called institutionalization. An individual’s psychosis after being quarantined, pigeon-holed into a certain lifestyle for an elongated interval. You might recall an infamous scene from Shawshank Redemption. An old man named Brooks receives...
Read full storyNashville Man's Multitasking Spins Out of Control
Simultaneously trying to listen to a podcast, complete an online purchase form, stay mindful of his breathing, and work at his full-time office job of sitting at a desk and doing things on a computer, Matthew Tucker temporarily lost all sense of self...
Read full storyReferees embrace VAR
The Video Assistant Referee (VAR) has truly muscled its way into football matches, preventing any form of continuous play and making spectators yawn even more than they did years ago. Players gather on the side-line for tea and biscuits after a 'goal...
Read full storyVelcro Straps Are Starting To Lose Their Stickability
One of the greatest changes to footwear in the late 1970s, was the introduction of velcro 'strap' fasteners instead of traditional shoelaces, but the velcro on one man's trainers is losing its effectiveness, and is no longer reliable, causing his sho...
Read full story"Quid Pro Quo:" Trump, Zelensky Arrested on Drug Charges
The White House, Washington, D. C. Woof Blister reporting for SIN, Spoof International News. The Drug Enforcement Agency of Interpol today entered the Oval Office of President Donald Trump, handcuffed him, and arrested him for dealing in drugs acros...
Read full storyMane's VAR mistake
~Anfield After a 1-1 draw with Manchester United on Sunday, Sadio Mane was outraged with Manchester United's goal, saying that it should not have stood. He criticised VAR, and said that it had been used wrongly, claiming that Liverpool should have...
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