Ouija says it’s “Trump” 2020, to Democrats Dismay
In an effort to help win the 2020 Presidential election, Democrat party leaders have turned to the 'great beyond' for help. Democratic sources have said that party leaders, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and others, met in a secret locati...
Read full storyTrump says He will accept Impeachment if a Majority of Representatives Can Spell It
In an effort today to prove that he is smarter than his Democratic counterparts, President Trump said he would accept his impeachment by the House of Representatives if those who want to impeach him can spell it. In a statement released by the...
Read full storyHunter Biden Replaces Waldo in Where’s Waldo
In a surprise move meant to quiet the controversy of a topless sunbather recently found in the Where’s Waldo line of books, the publisher, Trumparian Books, announced Hunter Biden would replace Waldo. A representative, who spoke under the condi...
Read full storyNashville Man Tries to Seize the Day but It Slips Away
Unwilling to let life pass him by, Jake Gentry of Nashville, Tennessee, attempted to seize the day, or, at least, capture a moment or two, only to find that they all slipped away. “It’s frustrating,” said Gentry of his failed efforts to hold on to...
Read full storyHong Kong: Carrie Lam Calls In Hong Kong Phooey
The crisis in Hong Kong deepened still further today as the island's leader, Carrie Lam, having been forced to abandon her policy address when members of parliament disrupted her speech and drowned out her voice with heckling, took the most drastic a...
Read full storyStaring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight
A warning published today by the British Medical Council says that staring at the Sun for hours on end could seriously damage a person's eyesight, and could, ultimately result in blindness. The Sun is a giant orange orb in space, located around 93...
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