In a surprise move meant to quiet the controversy of a topless sunbather recently found in the Where’s Waldo line of books, the publisher, Trumparian Books, announced Hunter Biden would replace Waldo.
A representative, who spoke under the conditions of anonymity, said that Trumparian Books replacing Waldo with Hunter Biden was an attempt to help smooth relations with the #Me2 women’s movement and the concerns of the Democratic Party leadership, particularly front runner Presidential Candidate Joe Biden.
"We know the Biden family is very concerned with the whereabouts of Hunter, as we are too, and a recent call from Joe Biden helped prompt quick action," sources said.
The unnamed source said Joe Biden called Trumparian Books, and told them that, if Waldo wasn’t replaced with Hunter in the next 6 hours, there would be serious consequences. Mr. Biden said, “Do you remember what happened to Corn Pop at the pool? You don’t want to cross paths with me!"
Trumparian Books plans to issue an updated “Where’s Hunter” special edition in time for Christmas. The public is encouraged to help locate Hunter in time for the holidays.
In unrelated news, Trumparian Books International, with offices in Ukraine and China, announced Hunter Biden would be offered a seat on their International Board of Directors. A representative for the company said “We understand Hunter Biden has been through a lot recently, and figured another opportunity to sit on the Board of Directors of a company he has absolutely no experience with would help him get financially back on his feet”.