Nashville Ne'er-Do-Well Consoles Himself that Winning Isn't Everything
While his intermittent employment, lackluster love life, and standard, sardonic "liivin' the dream" response to any inquiry as to how he's doing have prompted some of his less understanding friends to call him the dreaded "L" word, Max Childers of Na...
Read full storyCompeting BDSM rallies clash in Portland
Boycott, Divest, Sanction Movement members clashed with Bondage, Dominance, Sadism and Masochism advocates at concurrent rallies in Portland today. No arrests were reported, as Portland Police have been instructed not to engage protesters for any re...
Read full storyGame Of Thrones: Fans Will March On Winterfell If Final Series Is Not Rewritten
Incensed fans of Game Of Thrones, who have demanded that series 8 should undergo a complete rewrite because it's not what they wanted, say that, if the entire series is not rewritten immediately, they will join forces and march on Winterfell. View...
Read full story'Frisco to Ban Fingerprints, DNA in Criminal Trials
'Frisco By-The-Bay, CA. Special to The Spoof. Following passage by the San Francisco Board of Supervisors of an ordinance banning the use, by police, of facial recognition, advocates for personal privacy immediately introduced a second ordinance that...
Read full storyWombles In The Recording Studio Again
The Wombles, the chart-topping supergroup refuse collectors who had smash hit singles all the way through the 1970s, are back in the recording studios for a reunion recording that promises to eclipse everything else they've done before. Comprising...
Read full storyOld Lady Finds Love At Last
A woman from Buffalo has revealed how, after a life of spinsterhood, during which she had never so much as kissed a member of the opposite sex, she has finally found sweet love and happiness in her 93rd year. Grace Simpson, 92, says she "never had...
Read full storyMary Had an Abortion Before Jesus, Biblical Archeologists Claim
Wheaton, IL—Biblical archeologists from Wheaton College have discovered, among a pile of scrolls in a ruin in Nazareth, a letter from the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth explaining why she had to abort her first child. In the scroll, the Virgin...
Read full storyTrump sits with hand on phone waiting for call from Iran
In an interview with The Guard Dog at The White House, Mr. Trump said, "All they have to do is call me,” Mr. Trump said. The phone was in his lap at this point. The Guard Dog then asked: “But, sir, there are reports all over mainstream media to...
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