The N.R.A. Goes Green With Blood-Spattered Plan
Washington D.C. The National Rifle Association is addressing climate change. In a bid to abandon its outdated message that everyone needs a Glock and an AR-15, in case they want to go on an impromptu hunting trip, they've made the move to a more pres...
Read full storyUS military releases aliens in Mexico
The US military reanimates two aliens with help from DARPA and their military project. The aliens were released in Jalisco, Mexico as part of an experiment. DARPA is an acronym for Defence Advanced Research Projects Agency. It's an agency of the...
Read full storyPolar Bears Are Changing Color
Polar Bears, the big, beautiful 'White Warriors of the North', are adapting to climate change in a totally unexpected way that was unforeseen by scientists, in that they are changing their color. The bears, who live almost 'unseen' in the totally...
Read full storyValentine's Day Cards Withdrawn From Shelves In 'Porn' Row
A series of Valentine's Day cards has had to be removed from the shelves of cardshops all across the country, after there were complaints from customers who said their content was "nothing short of pornographic". Valentine's Day, on February 14, i...
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