Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"
Milwaukee, Wisconsin—A 20-year-old US Postal Service worker, whom police are calling “Jane Doe,” admitted to having stolen over 6,000 greeting cards full of cash or checks. “But it wasn't for the money,” Doe insisted during her arraignment. She...
Read full storySupreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations
Washington, D. C. - Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee, has been on the hot seat for weeks. And, it gets hotter! Just being nominated by the Trumpster is enough to make him another of the Left's most hated men in America. He is a m...
Read full storyOne man's dream: Flatulence to Flight
Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...
Read full storyConor McGregor Banned From Fighting After Potatoes Found Growing Out Of His Ears
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...
Read full storyBuffalo Bills Admit They're Not Trying To Win
A high level official in the Buffalo Bills organization, who refuses to reveal his name, has decided to reveal all in a shocking confession that will rock the football world. "I had to get this off my chest. It's not fair to the fans. Those poor s...
Read full storyChuckle Brothers were in C'thulhu cult
Barry Chuckle, beloved children’s entertainer, recently passed away. Yet his passing raises a few questions of its own, particularly when his bequeathal is considered. Mr Chuckle left 2 million pounds to his good friend, the Nigerian prince Ali Nb...
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