Sunday, 16 September 2018

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God as we know him/her

Barry Chuckle, beloved children’s entertainer, recently passed away. Yet his passing raises a few questions of its own, particularly when his bequeathal is considered.

Mr Chuckle left 2 million pounds to his good friend, the Nigerian prince Ali Nbobole. Yet he is the leader of a cult which practises human sacrifice.

After some research, it turns out that even the Chuckle Brothers’ supposedly innocent catchphrase “to me, to you” is a dark curse.

In the Necronomicon, “To me, to you" is actually a mistranslation of part of a sacred chant "T’mi, teyu, Ryu urthagg h'rrkle bruthras". This literally means "The Ancient Ones will drown your souls in their bellies” and is commonly heard among believers of C'thulhu.

Mr Nbobole is himself a self-confessed follower of C'thulhu and regularly sacrifices people in the name of his bizarre god.

The surviving Chuckle brother did not deny that his brother was a cultist and confirmed his Cthulhu beliefs by saying “That’s bollocks.”

In the ancient language of C'thulhu, “That’s bollocks" means "Praise the Dead God.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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