Highly Unattractive People Finally Settle For Each Other
Iowa. Robert Downer, 38, and Melissa Crow, 39, finally decided to get together and make love on the bathroom floor of Melissa's apartment last Tuesday. Robert Downer, who has a massive hydrocele in his left testicle and a face that looks like...
Read full storyNow that he wants to become an American, The Beeb wishes he hadn't been such an asshole
USA All the Way—Now that he's wed Hailey “Bald” Wynn, the blonde bombshell who shaves “down there,” teen heartthrob Justin “Canuck” Bieber wants to become an American. But he also wants to retain his Canuck citizenship. “As he says to me,” his blu...
Read full storyPerth Australia voted the world's most miserable city
An international panel of lifestyle experts has compared 100 of the world's major cities. Emerging top of the pile for live-ability is Vienna in Austria. And coming in a distant last is Perth in Western Australia, which is dubbed "The Miserable City"...
Read full storyStorm in a tea cup avoided on board spaceship, HMS The Spoof!
The adage 'too many captains can spoil the broth' was proven today on-board HMS The Spoof - the space-station which orbits the planet, daily reporting on earthly madness from above. A storm was brewing whilst Captain Monkey Woods and his crew navigated the ship through a scrap dealers' paradise scattered through our once pristine universe. A mutinous rebel nutter, attempting to move the goal...
Read full storyI Am Anonymous 2
ONLY IN AMERICA - Last Wednesday I submitted an article "I Am Anonymous" to The Spoof. My source, of course, Anonymous. In Anonymous' own words it was described how Anonymous is the most influential person on the planet! In the article, Anonymous als...
Read full storyRussian leader Sputum explains his popularity
Russian leader Vladiliar Sputum gave a short, candid, on-air interview with CNN's Russia correspondent Roger Thekat today. Thekat started with a question about the election process that has seen Sputum re-elected President three times in open elec...
Read full storyRussian Perfume House Releases New Scent
After the recent accidental murder of Englishwoman Dawn Sturgess, a victim in the Sergei Skripal poisoning aftermath, a Russian perfume house has revealed that it is to start mass production of its brand new 'killer' fragrance, Novichok no.5! Miss...
Read full storyParents In Call For Naughtiness To Be Criminalized
Parents have reacted angrily to calls for a ban on smacking children in the home, by demanding that children be banned from acting naughtily, it has been reported. The Association of Educational Psychologists (AEP) has called for physical punishme...
Read full storyWoman Still Believes in Hope After Shattering The Hearts And Lives of Several Men
Grant County, Wisconsin. Linda Swenson, 47, told reporters last Tuesday that she still believes the perfect man is out there for her somewhere. Linda, who works as a registered nurse at a nearby hospital, claims that she hasn't met 'Mr. Right'...
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