Xenu Disappointed That His Arch-Enemy on Earth is the Cult of Scientology
THE MOON – The extraterrestrial being known as Xenu expressed his rage and embarrassment that his primary opponent on Earth is the Cult of Scientology. “Damn it all to Hell!” Xenu shouted, flailing tentacles in every direction. “What the Hell happ...
Read full storyBenghazi and Brett Kavanaugh
Two-year investigation on Benghazi at the cost of over eight million dollars, but only a four-day investigation on an accused sex offender, perjurer, and drunk who believes he is entitled to a chair on the Supreme Court. Ignore the forty witnesses who could have supported Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony, and give Kavanaugh a chair. A Kavanaugh chair to the Supreme Court is worse than 9/1...
Read full storyBill Cosby Sweater Sale To Be Held To Fund His Coke Habit
In what's been called by some, "despicable", the family of jailed sex offender, Bill Cosby, are to be allowed to send vast amounts of money to the former comedian, so that he can fund his Coke habit. The cash is to be raised by selling off his la...
Read full storyHistory Channel To Be Renamed The Hitler Channel
For years, the History Channel has broadcast a variety of documentaries on different eras in human history, from the Stone Age right up to the modern age. In recent years, however, a particular period in history has come to dominate the channel's sch...
Read full story80 Shopping Days To Christmas
Yes, it's that time of year again, and TheSpoof.com wants to take this opportunity to remind all of its contributors - and readers - that there are only a measly 80 shopping days left until Christmas! The stores are now full of Christmas gifts, and decorated with Christmas trees, tinsel, mistletoe, Santas, reindeer and 'snow', so what are you waiting for? Get yourselves down there to help them...
Read full storyJose Mourinho To Be Put In A Sack And A Taxi
The sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, is that, after their worst start to a Premier League season for 29 years, Manchester United have put their manager, Jose Mourinho, into a sack. That is, he's been sacked - 'in my mind'.
Read full storyJudge Kavanaugh: “I Am An Independent, Impartial Judge That Just So Happens to Hate Democrats”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an attempt to clear his name, Judge Brett Kavanaugh penned a column in the Wall Street Journal. He started by saying, “I am an independent, impartial judge that just so happens to hate Democrats. I hate them with the force and f...
Read full storyBill Cosby Subjected To Evil Name-calling By Fellow Inmates
Bill Cosby, who used to be a comedian, but isn't laughing anymore, is being subjected to almost-constant name-calling by his fellow inmates, I understand. Cosby, 81, was jailed for between 3 and 10 years for aggravated indecent sexual assault, but...
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