Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”
Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...
Read full storyWhy Semi-Honest Golfers Take Spousal Mulligans
BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most pompous and self-serving bromides of golf''s inner circles: "Harrumph, harrumph! You can tell more about the character of a man by playing a round of golf with him...blah, blah, blah." In a sport so noble in spirit that one is commended for calling a penalty on oneself, Tiger Woods joins ranks with other professional "sportsmen", sexually prolific Rock stars, unc...
Read full storySouth African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians
South Africa's security services have been accused of hacking a politician's phone after a private sex tape emerged. South Africans are gleefully sharing the video on WhatsApp and Home Affairs Minister Mr Gigaba apologised on Twitter to his family af...
Read full storyExtravagant Budget Expected With The End Of Austerity!
An extravagant budget is expected following Theresa May's announcement at Conference that Austerity is over. Just revised to "an end to Austerity is in sight." Expected to later be adapted to "okay, Austerity's indefinite." With the most funds ava...
Read full storyMan "Very Disappointed" In 'Mrs Brown's Boys'
A man watched the first ten minutes of so-called 'comedy laughter show' 'Mrs. Brown's Boys' at the weekend, before he was forced to turn it off, so diabolically unfunny was it. Watching the tripe on the recommendation of his half-sister's husband,...
Read full storyGirl Waved At Man, And He Waved Back
There was both pleasantness and confusion in equal amounts this weekend in the Battambang commune of Tapon, when a girl waved at a man who didn't recognise her, but he waved back anyway. Moys Kenwood, 55, was at the local market, knelt 'browsing'...
Read full storyDodgers, Attorney Avenatti Sue to Overturn Boston's World Series Championship
Late Sunday night, attorney Michael Avenatti, who represented Julie Swetnick in the Kavanaugh hearing, filed a class action suit in federal court, to void the Boston Red Sox' World Series championship. The Los Angeles Dodgers, though not formally a...
Read full storyTop 5 Things Trump Would Like for the Nation
President Trump sat down for a conversation with a FAUX News reporter, Tucker O'Reilly. In it, he outlined his vision of the future for the nation which includes his Top 10 Priorities. The Top 5 Priorities of Things Trump Would Like to See: 1. He hopes that Department Stores will start stocking Ivanka's clothing line so America can have nice clothes. He also mentions that Sears, which is no...
Read full storyBrett Cavanaugh Plagued By More Sexual Assault Allegations
Washington, DC Recently-confirmed Supreme Court Justice Brett Cavanaugh has once again denied allegations three more women have made that he exposed himself to them while drunk at a party. One of the women was quoted as saying, "I didn't realize i...
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