Brett Cavanaugh Plagued By More Sexual Assault Allegations

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Monday, 29 October 2018

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Brett Cavanaugh, trying to put on an innocent face.

Washington, DC Recently-confirmed Supreme Court Justice Brett Cavanaugh has once again denied allegations three more women have made that he exposed himself to them while drunk at a party.

One of the women was quoted as saying, "I didn't realize it when I first heard on the news about Cavanaugh putting his penis in a girl's face while plastered on alcohol, but he did the same thing to me! I just didn't realize he was sticking his dick in my face, because it was so small! I mean miniscule! I just started laughing, and he started crying, pulling his pants up and running down the hall."

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