Brett Kavanaugh Transforms Into The Hulk
The floor of the Senate was the site of a series of astonishing superhero-related battles as Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh transformed into The Incredible Hulk before the astonished eyes of the assembled Senate Judiciary Committee and the new...
Read full storyThe Universe Has Stopped Expanding
The universe, which has been expanding rapidly outward ever since the Big Bang, more than 13.8billion years ago, has stopped doing so, and, indeed, has started to contract. Having been rushing continually outward for such a long time, the universe...
Read full storyKavanaugh Accuser Has Ridiculous Pythonesque Name
As yet another female accuser of Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, put her head up above the parapet over the weekend, the case took a decidedly-Pythonesque turn, when it was learned that the woman's name was Julia Swetnick. Monty Python's F...
Read full storyAdultery Decriminalised in India: Women Go Wild for It
A spike in airline bookings has been blamed on the news that India's top court has ruled adultery is no longer a crime by striking down a 158-year-old colonial-era law. Holiday firms denied that they are cashing in on sex tourism. This is the se...
Read full storyTrump Outs Himself: "I Love Kim"
The White House. President Donald Trump, to the surprise of everyone, including the capitol's gay community, outed himself by proclaiming "I love Kim," referring to North Korean dictator/chairman/"Rocket Man" Kim Jong-un. The White House press cor...
Read full storyFBI-Russian Collusion: Slim And Dirty Tell War Stories While On Stake-Out
BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel whi...
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