The White House. President Donald Trump, to the surprise of everyone, including the capitol's gay community, outed himself by proclaiming "I love Kim," referring to North Korean dictator/chairman/"Rocket Man" Kim Jong-un.
The White House press corps, as stunned as the president's own staff, now speculate on what really went on in that two hour, closed door, "one on one" Singapore summit a few weeks ago. Trump's announcement also explains his overly-eager anticipation of a second summit with Kim, this time in the Oval Office.
"First it was Clinton and Lewinsky. Now Trump and Kim," mumbled Fox News commentator Sean Hannity. "Can impeachment be far behind?"