Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe
The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...
Read full storyNada Al-Ahdal wants to be a child bride
Nada Al-Ahdal , a 70-year-old retired feminist from Yemen, has petitioned a court in Yemen for permission to change her legal age — by altering her birth certificate to show she was born 60 years later than she really was. Al-Ahdal argues that sh...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Nasri, "Cocky" Tottenham, Mourinho As Usual, Aberdeen
West Ham is thinking of signing 31-year-old former Arsenal and Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri. The French international is a free agent after serving an 18-month drugs ban. A club officlal defended the idea, saying "the London Taxpayers' Stad...
Read full storySinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard
Sinéad O'Connor, the Irish singer who recently renounced everything about herself, and then converted to Islam, has grown a Muslim-style beard. Beards amongst Muslim men are requisite, defining 'manliness', and are seen as imitating Muhammad, but...
Read full storySinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?
Irish singist, Sinéad O'Connor, last released an album in 2014, and has been busy being controversial since then. Now, however, she resurfaces in her own inimitable style with her newest offering, 'Buy Me - PLEASE!' O'Connor has never been a 'happ...
Read full storyApocalypse Now: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a cheap bordello tart attempting to seduce a penniless sailor, Wile E Mueller was trying to reconcile his record of never defeating the Trump Runner in their battle for supremacy. In the Looking Glass war that cast these unli...
Read full storySinéad O'Connor Changes His Name Again
Irish singer/songwriter, Sinéad O'Connor, has changed her name again, after announcing that she had converted to Islam. She will be henceforth known as Shuhada' Davitt, which is 'nice'. Born Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor in 1966, not long after...
Read full storySinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam
Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...
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