The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer.
The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through telepathy addressing the Speaker of The House.
They said, "That's not how you do a proper probe. Here watch this."
At the press conference, which immediately followed, the president told the journalists to stop asking tough questions, in an exchange that quickly became heated.
The president accused a reporter of getting physical with a White House intern, and provided evidence in the form of a tape with spliced in scenes from "Bloodsport" with Jean-Claude Van Damme.