Beach bums' baby hooked on New Zealand island
A New Zealand fisherman caught an 18-month-old baby boy while fishing off the coast of North Island. “I was expecting bass,” Gus “The Guzzler” H____ (name withheld to protect us from possible unpleasantness associated with reporting the news) sai...
Read full storySaudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London
A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...
Read full storyFun Any Time Of The Year - Specialty Haunted Houses
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd, are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor-made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience - Gun Nut Horror House - Specially made to scare the beejeebees out of gun nuts everywhere. Projectors flicker images of headlines across the walls of pending legislation to control guns in different regions of the US.
Read full storyChannel swimmer attempting to escape Brexit is thwarted on new Irish border!
A 'nautical nutter' who just happens to be a super swimmer, but downright broke, thought, "the only way of escaping Brexit madness is to swim the Channel because I aint got no dough, mate (he came from Cockney Land)!" Anyway, at the break of dawn in...
Read full storyBallsy Brit survives nude swim round Great Britain
Disoriented and confused, 33-year-old Ross Edgy was found off the coast of Scotland (or maybe it was Wales), having swum in circles for 12 days. I left Kent, or maybe it was Limerick, on—well, it was sometime this year, I think—bound for France—or...
Read full storySerena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire
Tennis star, Serena Williams, has been adjudged to have 'gone too far" by another tennis star, Roger Federer, over her outrageous behaviour in her recent match against yet another tennis star, this time the sexy up-and-coming Japanese chick, Naomi Os...
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