FBI-Russian Collusion: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights
BILLINGSGATE POST: The pigeon should have known better. He shouldn’t have bothered. But indifferent to the risks involved, he allowed himself to be inveigled into being made part of a clandestine operation from which no ascertainable gain could be...
Read full storyNovember Surprise! Koch Brothers, Waltons Funding Honduran Caravan
The NY Times, on Sunday, revealed that it isn't George Soros who is funding the caravan of several thousand Honduran migrants, including violent criminals, gang members, rapists and murderers, that have become the key issue in President Donald Trump'...
Read full storyBing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic
Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...
Read full storyPresident Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday
When President Trump told fellow Republicans today, that he intended to make changes to the Thanksgiving holiday, there was a hushed silence, as everyone in the room listened carefully for the date change. They needn't have worried, however, for t...
Read full storyTrump thinks UN is “a Miss World contest”
President Trump revealed this week that he doesn't understand what the United Nations is for, and appears to think that it is a competitor of Miss World. In an interview with Fox News, he described the United Nations as "too dressed up" and said,...
Read full storyMan Puts Clock Forward Instead Of Back!
In a case that will leave most readers wondering how anyone could possibly be so stupid, a man has put his clock forward instead of putting it back. Unemployed Dan Crackhouse, 37, took the extraordinary step at 02:00 this morning, changing his clo...
Read full storyMan's Headphones Are Fucked
A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...
Read full storyNeeded Immediately: Jamal Khashoggi Lookalike
We are in urgent need of an Arabic man who has the look and build of the murdered and dissolved Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, for immediate work. You should, at least partly, resemble Mr Khashoggi with regard to height and weight. Having a similar face to Mr Khashoggi would be a bonus. Spectacles are desirable, but can be provided. The work requires no experience, alth...
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