Celebs Go Dating Review
Excitement as the latest series of Celebs Go Dating reaches its climax! The show, where famous 'celebrities' have to use the properties of radioactive isotope Carbon-14 to correctly predict the age of prehistoric artefacts, is entering its final week...
Read full storyTrump a Communist? He'll "Nationalize" Amazon
At the recent Paris war memorial, Wikileaks secretly recorded Donald Trump telling Vladimir Putin, "When Amazon owns everything, I'll 'nationalize' it." Aghast, Putin responded: "That's communism! When you 'nationalize' something, that means the g...
Read full storyRapper Forgot Words To Song, So Just Kept Improvising With Ever More Tenuous Rhymes
A top US rap artist has won dozens of new fans, after he rescued himself from a potentially career-ending embarrassment during a live internet concert, when he forgot his words. The rapper, Grizzly Muthafucka (not real name), was onstage in Los An...
Read full storyBrexit Couple To Divorce
The government's inability to come up with a firm plan for Brexit, and the uncertainty for the future this has brought, are being cited as "contributory factors" in the break-up of a Berkshire couple's marriage. Lee and Ramona Foater have been mar...
Read full storyMan Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)
A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...
Read full storyBrexit Agreement Reached!
In a stunning turnaround, and against all the odds, the EU and the UK government put aside their previous differences on the Brexit deal, and finally reached an agreement to suit both sides: they agreed to disagree. The two factions, who had previ...
Read full storyBolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East
According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...
Read full storySaudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previously copyrighted story that appeared on these pages, Saudi officials had dismissed the allegation that the team that assassinated Mr. Khashoggi in their Consulate In Turkey disposed of him by dismembering him and then s...
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