LOL??? New Study Reports that People Are Funny
A new study released today by the American Psychological Association reports that people are funny - not funny in the "ha-ha sense," clarified APA President Evan Cartwright, but funny as in "weird, strange, bizarre. F-ed up, if you will.” Cartwrig...
Read full storyDonald Trump To Be Evicted From White House
Like a bad tenant, Donald Trump is about to be evicted from the White House, and the sheriff is Robert Mueller. Seems Trump invaded the White House with the help of Vladimir Putin and his team of voting machine hackers on election night, and like bin...
Read full storyTrump re-assigns Giuliana to---"A Place for Mom!"
In a White House press briefing this morning, press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced that President Trump has re-assigned Rudy Giuliani to a franchise outlet for---A Place for Mom. Reporters gasped and looked at each other in amazement.
Read full storyWorrisome Wisbech Worries
A series of strange, yet brutally horrifying, stabbings has struck the idyllic Norfolk town of Wisbech! The murders have been recorded on the steps of Peckover house, in the shadow of the Clarkson Memorial, in the social clubs clock tower and at the...
Read full storyBird Shit On Man's Head
A man taking a relaxing stroll along a public footpath at a local golf course in Hull on Saturday evening, received the shock of his adult life when, from a height of approximately 10 metres, a bird shit on his bonce. The man, Moys Kenwood, was wa...
Read full storyChocolate Ice Cream Made Right Mess Of Girl's Face
What should have been a pleasant Sunday afternoon outing in Battambang with her friends, turned into the 'nightmare of her dreams' for one pretty girl today, as the ice cream she was eating, melted far more quickly than she'd anticipated it might, le...
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