Like a bad tenant, Donald Trump is about to be evicted from the White House, and the sheriff is Robert Mueller. Seems Trump invaded the White House with the help of Vladimir Putin and his team of voting machine hackers on election night, and like bingo, Trump moved into the White House.
Mother White House isn’t known to use foul language, but when she discovered that Trump was living in her house, she stormed, “What the hell is he doing in here? I never even dated the guy. Who the Sam-hell let him in and gave the guy the keys?”
Well, it was gingerly explained, a Russian named Vladimir Putin managed the break in by hacking into the voting machines on election night, and now you have Trump as a permanent guest for the next four years.
Trump didn’t expect to win. He expected to lose, start a television network and make some good money.
However, Mother Russia had other ideas. This was a perfect example of a dump and run. Trump being the dumped, and the Russians being on the run, laughing up their sleeves. “Democracy kaput!”
So Trump moved into the White House.
Mother White House had one thing to say, “Call the cops. I’ve been invaded.”
Hiding under his bed, top cop Jeff Sessions didn’t want to answer the telephone. When he finally succumb to the air raid siren blast of a ring from Mother White House, he immediately appointed Robert Mueller as Special Counsel to look into the house invasion. Sessions announced he wasn’t responsible, never knew the White House, didn’t know the Russians and recused himself.
It would be Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s job now. Quietly and methodically, Mueller gathered evidence of Russian shenanigans. Motive: The removal of crippling sanctions Trump’s team had promised, and to promote chaos by dumping Donald Trump into the White House.
Mueller decided the quickest way to evict Trump was a Putin confession.
“Who’ll drop the sanctions?”
“President Hillary Clinton, but scram out of the Ukraine and Crimea first.”
It was either Robert Mueller or the White House sinkhole.