Vegan, Vegetarian and Now Gardenetarian
Following on from Vegetarian and Vegan, fussy Britons are turning to an even more economical way of eating healthily called Gardenetarian. The trend consists of eating anything you can find in yours and your neighbours gardens. Mr Michael Hunt...
Read full storyArsenal Faces TV and Radio Blackout as Commentators Threaten Boycott
"We've had enough of this bollocks" so said national treasure and football hero, John "Motty" Motson in his capacity as the newly anointed chair of campaign group Football UK Commentators (FUKC). Motty came out fighting today as Arsenal FC announced...
Read full storyFootball Hooliganism: Part Of The Game?
The beautiful game - football. Association, not rugby, not American football, just the rough-and-tumble, kick-and-chase-and-tackle of the English national sport and, as some would have it, most religious of religions FOOTBALL. But, wait. Football...
Read full storyThe Meddlesome Mensch: A Tech Tale
My name is Marty, and I have a small family. That’s the way I like it. There’s just me and my twenty-something owner. Yep, I DID say owner. You see, I’m an electronic reader, purchased by my owner (her name is Noreen) and brought home two years ago last week. If you’re one of those folks who think that electronic readers are just dumb machines, think again. Well, maybe some of them are du...
Read full storyMen Died After Eating Cabbage
In two separate incidents, thousands of miles apart, two men died in extraordinarily-similar circumstances yesterday - after consuming cabbage. The men - Thomas Jeffers, 45, of New Jersey, and Nickovitch Kuryakin, 48, from Nizhny Novgorod in Russia - were both healthy, middle-aged men, happily-married with two and seven children respectively, both worked for their respective governments, drank...
Read full storyNo Roman, Jewish artichokes at the Nutters Beach Club! Dag tien!
Our Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, ordered Roman Jewish Artichokes, a kosher specialty, without Roman worms, only to find out Roman Jews have banned them because of Roman worms inside the veggies and, they were not kosher! WAN-KIN-DIK's 5 star recipe, Roman Artichokes soaked in Vatican Roman Rat tails (veggie version), sadly, cannot be boiled so he's purchased Beijing versions, non-kosher Art...
Read full storyExploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery
An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...
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