Trump Executes Orders
The Wired Street Urinal REPORTER: KR SCHWARTZ FEBRUARY 7th 2018 This morning, President Trump utilized his “executive time;” normally spent watching “Fox & Friends,” firing off tweets recommended by Sean Hannity or watching “Roadrunner” cart...
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After narrowly losing to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LLI the Patriots immediately took to the airwaves to decry their perceived culprit for the greatest upset in Super Bowl history. "Where is Alberto Riveron when you need him," Eric Rowe...
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Following release of the FISA memo last Friday, the investigative arms of the American Government are reported aghast. Agents of the FBI and DOJ were observed reeling toward the locker room over the weekend. Additionally, MSM members as with Th...
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Astonished visitors to a farm in County Down, Northern Ireland, have been observing a dog helping Farmer Reid plough his fields, trimming the hedges, and spreading muck on a tractor! Not just sitting on the thing, but driving it! A Ministry of Tra...
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