Please stop the Spice Girls reforming, says desperate man
The Spice Girls are to reform, but that does not fill one man with complete and unbridled joy. Mr Dennis, from Chutney on the Fritz said, 'When the Spice Girls were around the first time, I had a dreadful time of it. I was spotty, picked last for...
Read full storyDonald Trump’s Award for Clearest desk won by Ivan BeendoingNothing
A man with a comedy Russian name has won Donald Trump's latest award, Cleanest Desk. This followed on from a picture on Twitter that showed Trump with a completely clear desk. The leader of the free world, and the champion of the under-represented...
Read full storyArtisan Coat-Hanger business becomes Artisan Paper-clip making business
Following the recent collapse of his Artisan Coat-Hanger making business successful business-man Tarquin Smythe Brassington Heckingthump III from Chutney on the Fritz has started up his own Artisan paper-clip making business instead. 'Well, what i...
Read full storyThe UK in 2050, post-Brexit
Berlin, 2050. My name is Herman Boring, German ambassador to the Britons. I recently returned from a mission to that remote island, and I was shocked at what I found. It was my task to try to re-establish contact with the people there after many years of self-imposed isolation. I had expected to see six-toed mutants and incestuous half-breeds living in a backward post-apocalyptic civilization,...
Read full storyRepresentative Schiff to release new memo: “Commies commies everywhere . . .”
Today we learn that Mr. Adam Schiff (D) spent last night analyzing, scouring, writing, and formulating a new and “ultimate” memo response. This very hot new memo will assure all citizens that FBI and DOJ performance leading to “Russia-gate” is ho...
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