Artisan Coat-Hanger business becomes Artisan Paper-clip making business

Written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 3 February 2018

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A successful business manager, and Donald Trump.....

Following the recent collapse of his Artisan Coat-Hanger making business successful business-man Tarquin Smythe Brassington Heckingthump III from Chutney on the Fritz has started up his own Artisan paper-clip making business instead.

'Well, what it all came down to was a simple question, of whether or not I wanted to continue to lose money, or make some money' said Heckinginthump, whilst working his way through a packet of Farley's Rusks.

'Although the business didn't take of in the way we would have liked, we still have the best wires, metals, and Thumper and Shagger to do all of the work. We always tell him that he should change his nickname, but Thumper is never one to listen to good advice'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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