The Spice Girls are to reform, but that does not fill one man with complete and unbridled joy.
Mr Dennis, from Chutney on the Fritz said, 'When the Spice Girls were around the first time, I had a dreadful time of it. I was spotty, picked last for Sports and had all of those exams I don't want to do again'.
We tried to point out to Mr Dennis that that was more than twenty years, when like many of us he was a spotty teenager who struggled with the same issues we all struggled with.
'They are reforming for £50 million. Surely if we all club together and pay £1.00 each, to pay them not to reform that would be better for everyone, wouldn't it?'
said the deluded old fool.