Macy's Mannequin Attacks Department Store Groper
Los Angeles, CA. Holiday shoppers were shocked today when an elderly man was seen groping female mannequins at Macy's department store on Wilshire Blvd. He was caught when one of the automated mannequins apparently slapped him in the face so har...
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Trump to resign! He'll squeal to Mueller. Claimed he said, "Mueller's one great guy! He’s a man with real guts and good ideas. I love the guy. He also looks a lot like Gregory Peck.” Then added, “When Peck was alive. There's no truth to the rumor...
Read full storySanta Claus Charges Writers of “Santa Baby” with Sexual Harrasment, Bullying
North Pole - Santa Claus, speaking to reporters yesterday outside his Arctic office, leveled charges of sexual harassment and bullying at the songwriting team of Javits and Springer, and singer Eartha Kitt, for their 50’s holiday hit “Santa Baby”.
Read full storyTurner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos
The Turner Prize 2018 has gone to Charlotte Prodger, a 44-year-old Scottish lesbian who filmed herself 'coming out' on her iPhone, but the second and third-placed entries were also videos recorded on phones. Second place went to the Hull-born soci...
Read full storyGod convinces Einstein to repent his sins!
Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...
Read full storyFootball Gossip: Arsenal Dismay, Shut Up Mourinho, Argentine Balls, £100m Wilshere,
After claiming that his team does not have enough "mad dogs", Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho now blames his team's flaccid performances on being vaccinated against rabies. Moaning Maureen has also accused France midfielder Paul Pogba of b...
Read full storyBoy Sniffed Bicycle Seat
Several people in the Hull area have made verbal statements to the effect that, back in 1976, they witnessed a schoolboy sniffing a bicycle seat. The incident happened at Sydney Smith High School, Anlaby, near Hull, and was seen by numerous 'frien...
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