Cadiz pigeons crap too much
Cadiz, Spain: Cadiz local council are following London's Trafalgar Square by banning pigeons from the city centre. 5,000 Spanish pigeons have been ordered out of town, and if they dare come back, they'll be put into pies and sold to hungry tourist...
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Police at Gatwick Airport have made an arrest in connection with the drone that have grounded 765 flights and caused a shutdown of the facility over the last three days. Timmy Smith, aged 9, was taken to a police station early this morning after...
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Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been severely disciplined by House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, who has decreed by the powers invested in him, that the Right Honourable Member should, without much further ado, attend an Anger Management Course.
Read full storyFamily Had Pigs Living In House
Not the funny police story you think it is, a report has reached us that a family living in a remote countryside area outside the city of Battambang, were sharing their living space with a flock of pigs. An eyewitness, Moys Kenwood, who just happe...
Read full storyWhite House in Chaos as Chief Gardener Resigns
Citing irreconcilable policy differences on how the White House roses should be pruned, retired marine corps career non-com Sgt. Kelly Flynn submitted his written resignation at a meeting with President Donald Trump this morning. "The president is...
Read full storyLaughter-Loving Hog Encounters More than He Bargained for at Neighborhood Pig “Roast”
Good-humored hog Hank Daniel of Nashville, Tennessee, a lover of a raucous, in-your-face comedy who prides himself on being able to both dish it out and take it, was intrigued when he learned of a pig “roast” to be held the following Saturday afterno...
Read full storyUpdated Version of Electronic Ouija Board Fails to Produce Terrifying Ghostly or Demonic Activity
Platteville, WI. KRIMCO's newly released electronic Ouija Board failed to impress a local resident who purchased the device with the sincerest hope that using it would cause frightening spiritual events to occur. With everything he had learned...
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