Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 21 December 2018

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Some of the neighbors

Not the funny police story you think it is, a report has reached us that a family living in a remote countryside area outside the city of Battambang, were sharing their living space with a flock of pigs.

An eyewitness, Moys Kenwood, who just happens to be a close neighbor of the family, told of how his daughter had gone to play with some of the local children, and he had gone to fetch her in for her tea. As he entered the garden of the property, he heard an unearthly squealing sound, and recoiled in horror when he poked his nose into the dwelling and saw several inhabitants he had never seen before, all with trotters!

The pigs were snuffling their noses around the bare earth floor, which was partly covered in straw, whilst children played next to them, and a TV in the corner of the room was blaring out the rhythms of some local 'pop music'.

Kenwood quickly collected his offfspring and left the property, muttering:

"What a bloody pigsty!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Pig




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