Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place
A London cardiac unit has claimed "dark forces" and "unruly spirits" are responsible for an increase in cardiac-related deaths over the past 12 months. In a "damning" report, a specialist has blamed a "culture of voodooism" and "black magic" in th...
Read full storyBox Office: ‘The Meg’ to Swallow a HUGE $60 Million-Plus Launch
Jason Statham's big budget epic “The Meg” is eyeing a North American opening weekend in the $60 million range, early tracking shows. The lower end of estimates come in at $48 million, while others are speculating earnings as high as $65 million.
Read full storyFootball Returns After Never Even Stopping
Football returns today and up and down the country fanatical fans are rejoicing, even though it doesn't appear to have ever actually been away. With the World Cup having started soon after the domestic season, then the International Champions Cup...
Read full storyHeatwave in Amsterdam brings 'Gays' in their 'Gay Parade' to boiling point!
It seems that the incredible European heatwave has more consequences than hot, sweaty bodies, people escaping to waterholes, burnt grass, forest fires, lack of booze, tarmac melting, OAPs dropping dead, and our world is nearing an apocalyptic end, NO...
Read full storyRappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years
A new report out today, commissioned by GQ Magazine, has concluded that rappers will be extinct within the next 3 years. According to the report, rappers are dying out faster than they are breeding, amongst a culture of drive-by shootings and stab...
Read full storyKim Jong-Un Stages Musical Reception at Nuclear Missile Base
After pinkie-promising POTUS Donald Trump that he was "over nuclear arming", North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un has not halted his nuclear missile programme after all, a UN report has found. Kim Jong-Un is not only defying sanctions and dealing with...
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