John McCain's Final Gift to GOP Free 3-D Spines
Before John McCain became too ill for much physical activity he had a 3-D image of his spine created that could then be duplicated with 3-D printers, using medical plastics accepted by the human body. John McCain's deal? He will allow any of the spin...
Read full storyWhole Foods Targets Local Markets with “Enhanced Whole Foods” in NYC and “Holy Foods” in Nashville, TN
It's no secret that Americans love] processed foods or that plenty more love Jesus – and Whole Foods CEO John Mackey recently announced that the company will be tapping into local sentiment by bringing specialized branches to certain markets, beginni...
Read full story"Absolutely everything is OK" declares May.
In a follow up to her enthusiasm about a No Deal Brexit being A-OK-not-a-problem, Theresa May has issued a reassuring statement relating to absolutely anything which may crop up, informing the British public, "it'll probably be fine". This follows...
Read full storyAussie Ex-Foreign Minister Judas Bitchop to quit politics to pursue career as Sumo butt thong technician
Judas Bitchop, who this week resigned as Australia's foreign minister, in a mega dummy spit when she failed to win support to become Australia's 30th prime minister this year, is to pursue a career as a Sumo butt thong technician. Announcing her p...
Read full storyRussian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller
BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his ta...
Read full storySodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British
Sunday's wash out on the streets of Notting Hill brought the true spirit of Being British out in full force. A man dressed in a bin bag told us, "It's what it's all about, innit? Carnival's not all about colour, music, celebration and creativity. We...
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