US Rollercoaster Panic As Death Ride Can't Be Stopped!
There is terror on a terrifying scale at a Florida theme park today, after a new rollercoaster ride, packed with 100 passengers, malfunctioned, quickly went out of control, and now can't be stopped! The 'Florida Death Ride' at the End Of The World...
Read full storyPope Francis Declares Death Penalty Inadmissible in All Cases, Except for Jesus Christ
In a Vatican press conference today, it was announced that Pope Francis has changed the teachings of the Catholic faith to oppose the death penalty in all circumstances, except for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. The new position was met with incred...
Read full storyJews Confirm Anti-Semites Are Anyone Calling Them Jews
Prominent Jews have today clarified what exactly constitutes anti-Semitism following the controversy currently engulfing the Labour Party. Leader Jeremy Corbyn, of tolerance, tea-drinking and hummus-making fame, is facing criticism for being a mas...
Read full storyWhere are they now? Brentford Nylons
Those were the days or rather the nights. The nights when you and your blonde teenage girlfriend would indulge in carnal pleasures, all snug and warm in her single bed in Willesden with its Brentford Nylons fitted sheets and pillow case. (Sorry, am I reminiscing too much here?) In the morning, you'd reluctantly drag your sweating exhausted body away from her charms and set foot out of the bed only...
Read full storyLonely Man Discovers that He is Blessed
After years upon years of suffering severe emotional pain while writhing in the purgatory of loneliness, Roger Krobb, 39, finally looked at the married couples around him and decided that he was blessed. "I used to be lonely as a younger man grow...
Read full storyTrump's on a Which Hunt
A White House leaker has made the following Oval Office conversation between the president and his press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders available to Spoof, exclusively: "Mr. President, you've got a grammatical problem with this next tweet."...
Read full storyGrange Hill Roland Says He Only Ate When He Was Hungry
Erkan Mustafa, the child actor who was one of the stars in children's teatime drama 'Grange Hill', has claimed that he wasn't fat, he just had big bones. Mustafa, who played overweight Roland Browning - nickname 'Roly' - could be seen almost perpe...
Read full storyTrump Outlines His Ransom Plans for the U.S.
Mir-a-lago, FL President Trump has promised to shut down the U.S. Government if his Border Wall doesn't start getting built. Besides building the wall, today Trump added more items to his ransom demands: 1. Every business and home should display h...
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