Trump Says He'll Retire From Politics When He's 100
President Donald Trump has said he will retire from politics 'completely', when he reaches the age of 100. He told reporters at the White House that, though he believes he has much to give, there is also much he has to receive, and he fully intend...
Read full storyPiss up in a German brewery ends up in plastic boob battle!!
Dusseldorf; Saturday 18th August...After being invited to a super wedding at a German private brewery, Jaggedone, boob looker imperial, found out there was much to be observed after a number of German Fraulein's decided to hang it all out! As the...
Read full storySteve McClaren Seen Holding A Towel
Steve McClaren, the new Queens Park Rangers team manager, is thought to be urgently 'reconsidering his position', after his side were treated to a 7-1 drubbing by West Bromwich Albion at the Hawthorns, yesterday. The former England boss was seen b...
Read full storyWife's Pregnancy Test Had Man On Tenterhooks
A man who allowed himself to get somewhat 'carried away' during coitus with his wife, had an uncomfortable wait today, whilst she performed a home pregnancy test on herself. The man, who is not normally so irresponsible, is a man who you do not kn...
Read full storyCaterpillar Death Reveals How Gruesome Nature Is
A caterpillar killed outside a house in the Battambang commune of Tapon this morning, revealed just how disgusting Nature really is. The animal, a Black Fuzzy Caterpillar, about two inches in length, as thick as an adult finger, and seemingly cove...
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Reunion Party Ends In Chaos And Disgrace
A reunion party organised for past members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has ended in controversy, uproar, chaos and disgrace. The party, last Wednesday at Texas Stadium, started well enough, with singing and dancing on a huge stage on the fi...
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