Dusseldorf; Saturday 18th August...After being invited to a super wedding at a German private brewery, Jaggedone, boob looker imperial, found out there was much to be observed after a number of German Fraulein's decided to hang it all out!
As the free beers started to flow and, boobs started to bobble on the dance floor, certain well-dressed gentleman in an 'Alt Bier' (Famous idiosyncratic Dusseldorf beer) haze started to become aroused at the sight of so much bouncy flesh!
However, things turned quite nasty as one Fraulein made a comment about another one's plastic boobs, lips and, whatever else she had altered.So, Jaggedone, being very close to the bouncy boob show listened in and here is what he heard:
"Du hast plastic boobs, bitch!"
"Nein zey are real, just a little bit pumped up!"
"Mein are real, feel zem!"
"OK, but lets go to ze bog first!"
"But I am not a lesbian!"
"OK, lets do it here!"
By this time, an over-heated, perspiring Jaggedone, had to dart off to the toilet because the beer was taking its toll and, by the time he came back all boobs, plastic and non-plastic, were back in their place, sadly. So he kissed the bride and, like all typical piss artist Germans do, when on a Deutsche piss-up in a brewery, he got pissed!
As for the German boob show, it added a certain spicy, naughty attraction to the wedding normally reserved for Manchester Fraulein's on their Saturday night binge-drinking marathon meaning; after 40 odd years in the EU, even before Brexit, certain UK habits have been adopted by their European counterparts!
Correction: Buxom, non-plastic, huge-boobed, beer boozing wenches in Bavaria have been around long before their Dusseldorf/Manchester competitors decided to 'hang them all out!'