The Great Tee Shirt Outrage
Okay, this is one of those things that make me an elitist snob. Even so, perhaps you’ll understand my befuddlement and slight consternation. So there was a young lady who seemed nice enough, a little peculiar maybe. But I was cheered to see she was wearing a Bob Marley tee shirt, since I am always glad to see a young person whose taste in music goes back further than Iggy Azalea and Justin Bie...
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Read full storyFans’ Favourite Joey Barton Appointed as Fleetwood Town Head Coach
English football was over the moon yesterday as it was announced that former bad boy, Joey Barton will become the new manager of League One side Fleetwood Town this summer - one day after his ban for match betting ends on 1st June. Fleetwood chairman...
Read full storyInvisible Russian spies attack the UK with 'Baked Beans!'
After the shocking poison attack in Salisbury by Russian agents, who nobody has found, seen, or even proof that they did it, Putin has ordered his invisible agents to attack Brits with their favorite food, Baked Beans! The first attack was on a ca...
Read full storyMan Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat
A man has sold his home and taken his family to live in Alaska after he became increasingly worried about the threat of terrorism, it has emerged. Ralph Conk, 53, was so concerned about the threat posed by terrorists, that he 'upped sticks' and to...
Read full storyNashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards
When Brian Johnson's wife called to him on his way out of the house and mentioned that it was cooler outside than it looked, Johnson grabbed a jacket, only to accidentally put it on backwards. “I felt like such a retard,” stated Johnson. Johnso...
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